"No poet and no historian and no man skilled in any kind of writing has been able to please all his readers in every respect. Nor is it possible for human nature, whatever its achievement, to gain the unqualified approval of all." --from Diodorus Siculus (ca. 60-30 B.C.), Book 26.

"All husbands are a little insane. There will be a time you're thinking, 'what the hell did I marry this guy for,' and then like it will snow and he'll put chains on your tires and then you'll remember why you married him."--from Roseanne

What woman can dispute this? You know you've stared at your man at least once in your relationship and thought, What level is his brain working on?